Billy (The Banker)

My name is Billy the Banker. I am a big time banker who brokers good deals for bad people. If you’re a third world dictator or a terrorist who needs to move some money, Billy the banker is your man (Points at himself). But don’t waste my time with millions, talk to me if you need billions, trillions, gazillions… Just make sure you can pay.

I walk with a slow limp and have a terrible hunchback. I have a fetish for luxury products, snakeskin shoes, silk dental floss, hand-carved ice cubes from the North Pole…

Yeah, you heard me – I pay 1000 bucks for ice cubes to drink with my brandy and cream soda, usually starting at 10 in the morning.