Cooper (The Competition)

My name is Cooper, and I’m the Competition! I’m an aggressive networker and a businessman… I have a high pitched squeaky voice so you can always hear me working the room at social events.

I tried to partner up with Dr Silver when she created Aspire but she turned me down… the genius buffoon. So I started Sip-lax, it makes you lose weight… fast.

I am constantly scouting the market for new ingredients to improve my products. Of course I’d love to clone Aspire’s molecule, but for now all I can make is a generic. Luckily Ruth isn’t that strict with quality control for generics, and so I can get away with murder…. Like, hypothetically people… Not literally!