Harvey (The Husband)

Howdy-doody! My name is Harvey and I’m an up-and-coming toenail model… I have my sights set on becoming the biggest toenail model in the industry. My career began when I’d lost my shoe at a rock climbing event… The rest is history…

I have a huge muscular chest, arms and nails. Apparently when I talk I sound like I am whining… But I think my voice has a raw timbre to it. My body has a lot of potential, but my brain… not so much.

I was planning to broaden my horizons and study some academic thing like cooking or pottery. But while being married to Gigi, I realized that in the long term all I want is to become a house-husband.

Being Gigi’s husband was an absolute pleasure and I am gonna miss her… She never deserved to be a victim of death. I loved Gigi very much, even though we had our struggles… For example, she’d bite her fork while eating which caused my brain to squeal. Sometimes I would give her the silent treatment if she kept biting her fork… But something tells me she liked it when I gave her the silent treatment.