Captain Cracker (The Private Investigator)

I am Captain Cracker. A valued member of the local plain-clothes detective unit. I won my varsity “marble racing championship” 4 years in a row, and at 6 foot, 2 inches tall, I’m physically intimidating.

Look, I’m not known for my brilliant detective work, but I have some impressive interrogation techniques and I ALWAYS get the confession, valid or not… a confession is a confession.

I think that’s where my nickname comes from – I always “crack the case”, but maybe it’s because I crack my knuckles… or because I crack skulls. People just seem to change the subject when I ask them about it …

But I’m not just a tall, handsome man who has everything going for them, I am also talented – I really want to win “The Voice” on TV, and I practice in the showers at the police station … ♪♫ Everyone says I’m… “immense”!

Note from Murder Mystery HQ:

You’re an undercover detective… If someone in your team has not arrived, or has technical problems then you “go undercover” and play that character for them.