Felix (The Photographer)

I am Felix the Photographer. I’m an incredibly talented photographer and the go to photographer for top fashion companies like Chewy Vuitton and Calvin Crime.

For a fashion photographer, success is the ability to take a photo… What can I say, great photographers are born, not made.

I just took the gig because the pay is amazing, but the boss and I are like oil and sparkling water… And I’m the sparkle. We have a long history, the boss and I, and she is the absolute worst to work with. I don’t know where she got all the dough for this campaign, but who am I to say no…

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with the boss, The joker and Thanos, I’d shoot the boss… twice.